Me and My Imaginary Friends

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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Let The Obnoxious Commence

I'm sure you all know that Poly is scheduled to go to China and Japan in March.  I was very happy for him when he told me that he'd been invited to go with our previous CO and wife.  But I have to admit that a tiny fraction of me was a teensy weensy minutest bit jealous.  There was just no way to get myself invited on the trip.  And it was fairly expensive.

But this is a story about how getting laid off helps you achieve your dreams.  As you all know, I was laid off.  I got a generous severance package.  I started working again just three weeks after being laid off.  For a certain period of time (it would be tacky to reveal how long) I was collecting two pay checks.  What should I do with the extra money?  Well, my property taxes seem to be a tad bit higher this year.  Can't imagine why a townhouse in Fulton County would be so much more expensive than a double wide in Clayton...

Yesterday morning I was texted the most beautiful message I've ever received.  From Poly: "if u and a friend wanna go to china and japan lemme know. There's two free spots as of last nite."

Friend?  Well, the money involved and the amount of time we'd be gone seriously narrowed my list of candidates.  But there were about 5 or 6 who I thought could possibly swing it.  I figured the only fair way to pick between them was to text message and let them fight it out by whoever responded the quickest.  (I did leave one dear friend off the text because I knew she wouldn't be able to join me.  Sorry about that sweetie.)  Anyway, Sporty Nice won the fastest decision maker contest.  What cracks me up is that she's leaving for Mexico today.  If this message had come 3 days later, she would have lost out.

This morning I logged on to the tour operator's website to see where we're staying: Kyoto, Tokyo, Beijing, Xi'an, Guilin and Hong Kong.  Don't get me wrong, I'm happy that I'm going to Japan, but I'm much more excited about China.  So I am glad to see that the majority of the trip will be spent in China.  I went to our favorite site, Wikipedia, to learn about the two cities I didn't recognize: Xi'an and Guilin.  ...I never made it to the Guilin page.

I started to cry when I got to the Xi'an wiki page.  Seriously.  I cried.  For several years now the number one thing on my "list of things I'm dying to see" has been "the Terracotta Army in that emperor's tomb in China."  I don't talk about it much because I figured that I'd never see it.  I won't even allow myself to read up on it (to get details like the emperor's name) because I thought I'd never see it.  Why become obsessed with something I'll never see? 

So, where is the Terracotta Army?  40 Km from Xi'an.  That's 25 miles to you and me.  25 miles!  Now I don't know for certain that we're going to see it.  But it's the most famous thing near that city.  Here's hoping that we will.

Well, back to the title of this post.  From here on out, I expect you'll get very tired of reading about my trip.  I will try to keep control over it, but be forewarned that The Obnoxious is commencing.  (Jules has been through this before with my Ireland trips.  She'll help you all through it.)

* It has been confirmed.  We ARE going to see the Terracotta Army!!
** I'm really confused about how mortgages and escrow work.  I just called Fulton County because I forgot the due date on my tax bill.  My mortgage company paid it.  Is that normal?  I don't get it.



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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

When are you too old for the Kids' table?

Affie blogged a while ago about how she still enjoyed sitting at the kids' table.  But at virtually 34, I think I've graduated to the adult table.  My sister in law just called to give me the option of sitting at the kids' table at The Doctor's anniversary dinner.   I understand the question.  She doesn't think there is enough room to fit all of us at her dining table.  So an easy solution is to move four people out to a card table.  Which four?  I Dunno, He Tells Jokes and two others.  Gee, who are the only two other single people?  Me and Poly.  Thankfully, the idea didn't sit well with Poly so she was prepared for it to not go well with me.  And she was fine with the fact that I don't want to sit at the kids' table.

Thus the life of the spinster - only granted adult status when it is convenient.  When it is not convenient, the spinster is relegated to the kids' table, even at 34. 

I'm not angry or offended.  I'm just a little sad that I'll never be viewed as a valid adult without a mate (a situation I cannot fix). 

Note to all who know Poly's mom: This is not a topic to ever discuss with her.  This is just a blog posting.  It was an event to stir the mind and get people thinking, not something to address or resolve.



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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

DUMBEST MOVIE EVER! Don't see The Fountain. Full report later. Need lots of words to explore the depth of its stupidity.

Who decided it was a good idea to make mucus into an animated character for commercials? Who really wants to see that?

Is this obsessive blogging?

New tv show. My Boys on TBS. Polys fav stand up is in it. And another actor that I think is hi-larious. Check it out.

Do u hate Fandango commercials as much as I?

Cinema Factoid: Jon Heder was paid $1000 to play Napoleon Dynamite.

Ever heard of The Now People? Cinema Radio is playing a song by them - its not bad. Very happy 60s.

I got off work early today. Unexpected. Meeting family for dinner. Decided to catch a movie in meantime. Love stolen moments. U?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Africa Channel

I just ordered digital cable with two set top boxes, a DVR and the sports package.  I had no idea it existed, but I am looking forward to watching "The Africa Channel."  What on earth will they show?

Other channels I'm excited about:
BBC America (finally some good programming)
National Geographic (I've gone crazy not having this channel for a year)
Independent Film Channel
ShopNBC (will I be able to buy Phyllis' handmade oven mitt on this channel?)
VH-1 Classic
History Channel International (all the goodness of The History Channel without the military crap?)
Sundance
GOL TV (Score!)




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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Must See!

Don't forget that "The Office" is supersized tonight!  I think that means it will start at 8:40 and end at 9:20.  But check your local listings just in case.

Also, I've heard that NBC is lining up some great comedies for Thursday nights.  I think we'll see "My Name is Earl", "The Office", "30 Rock" and "Scrubs" all on Thursdays.  I haven't been able to get into Earl, but I'm looking forward to the lineup of the other three shows.  Thursday night comedy will truly live again!




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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Truly Sad

So I'm listening to a podcast game show. One of the series of questions asked the contestants to define some rules or laws that most people have heard of but may not know fully. Here are the rules that I could not fully define: The Monroe Doctrine, Murphy's Law, the 5th Amendment, and the Law of Diminishing Returns. (Evidently there are three rules to Murphy's Law, not just one.) So what's sad about this? The final thing to define was "The Prime Directive." It's from Star Trek. I knew that answer immediately and completely.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Me too! Me too!

Affie found the bestest link to a website where you can get people's opinions of you. The only bad thing about it is that there are no negative words on the list. So I couldn't highlight that I'm stubborn or mean or lazy. Instead, I had to pick words like relaxed and independent.

Go here to put in your two cents about me.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

This moment is sponsored by "The Office"

I used to compare my old company and coworkers to Dilbert.  That's so passe.  Now, I see little moments that seem like they're straight from the cutting room floor of "The Office." 

On my way to the bathroom from my cubicle, I get a tiny glimpse into the kitchen.  A few minutes ago, I walked by there to see a man sitting in a completely empty kitchen with a AAA sign leaning up against the table.  He had stacks of forms on the table and looked completely bored.  He's here offering a discount to employees to join AAA.  Usually, there are at least a few people sitting at one of the tables in the kitchen.  Not today.  I felt sorry for him.  But 1) I'm technically not an employee so I'm not eligible for the discount and 2) I'm already a member of AAA. 

I guess it's too late to put his sign in jell-o?



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Instead of email

I was going to send an email about this, but then I realized that I would just end up sending it to everyone who reads my blog.  So why not post it here?

Read this posting on someone else's blog about Stephen Colbert and how he's exploiting wiki.



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Yet another NaNoWriMo

I can't believe I'm going to sit through another NaNoWriMo and not try it.  I really need something to write about.  Do I have the time?  Probably not.  Hmmmmm.....




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