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Monday, July 17, 2006

Public Service Announcement # 34

Rotate Your Tires
Do you like to go out with your friends? Do you like to buy new clothes? Do you like cable TV? Do you like to eat? Then take it from me...rotate your tires. Have your brakes checked. Change your oil. If you wait to do all these things at the same time, it will end up costing more than the cruise you're planning to take in December.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OUCH, that hurts!

Please don't forget Public Service Announcement #35: Rotate your clothes. Check the soles of your shoes. Have your roots checked. Speaking from experience, you can cough up a bundle trying to tackle these all at once.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Alan said...

I could've done your brakes for only half what the cruise would have cost.

3:47 PM  

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